Customer: Uh, hi. Um, I'm sorry, just give me a second, it's my first time here.
Employee: Take your time, sir.
Customer: Ok, I heard your Chalupas are good, what exactly is that?
Employee: Well, it's just like a taco, but instead of a tortilla it comes in a deep-fried flatbread.
Customer: How about a Gordita?
Employee: It's pretty much a pita bread taco.
Customer: Ok, um what sides come with the value meal?
Employee: You get your choice of either a soft or hard shell taco.
Customer: Really?
Employee: Yes, sir.
Customer: So, with a deep-fried taco, or a pita bread taco I get a regular taco?
Employee: Well, the whole Chalupa isn't deep-fried, just the bread...but yes, you get your choice of hard or soft shell taco.
Customer: All right, how about a Taco Salad, what comes with that? Some beans? Rice? Corn?
Employee: You get your choice of a soft or hard shell taco.
Customer: You mean the thing you just reverse engineered and put on my plate, you just put one back together and put it on the side?
Employee: Well, we don't actually take a taco apart for the salad. We just make it that way.
Customer: Yeah...
Employee: Any other questions, sir?
Customer: Three Taco Meal?
Employee: Fourth taco.
Recording...
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