I'm tired, I don't want to tonight.
Do you have a condom?
I don't want to do it without a condom.
Okay, but only for a minute.
What if I get pregnant?
We should stop.
Did you go?
You WENT!
Oh my god, I don't want kids, I can't have babies at my age.
(Sobbing)
Recording...
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