May 3, 2008
College kids totally getting out of school soon and are gonna be bangin' down my door for September apartments. Its honestly like shooting fish in a barrel, I cant even contain myself! Put the company logo on the side of my Jeep Cherokee today, BOO YAH!
May 21, 2008
Showed that dump on N. Margin Street today, the idiots are gonna take it! Totes didnt see the dead rat behind the sink. Glad they didnt run the shower and notice that motor oil actually comes out. Sick roof deck tho!
June 5, 2008
Bought a dope ass holder for my cell phone that goes on my belt, automatic panty dropper. Sold the 3-bed on Salem Street, got a full fee plus dinner out of those suckers, they'll be evicted by October. Score one for the bad guys!
August 3, 2008
Made like 6 appointments for today at 8 AM and totally just didnt go, I'm a legend. Made sure my cell was off too. Some chicks signed a lease yesterday and I slipped in "Must give realtor weekly BJ" in the adendum section. SLUTS!
September 1, 2008
Angry mob was at the office when I showed up, already hate their places. I bizzounced before anyone saw me, maybe those fags will remember to sign up for housing next year. Realtor out!
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
by Matt Moretti at Suffolk
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
The horror... the horror
I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee.
Recording...
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