Green: I'm so freaking HORNY!

Orange: I want some balls in and around my mouth.
Pink: I can't wait till I have those balls bouncing all up in my face!
Yellow: Yo chill! I can see some balls right now.
Green: I am SO freaking HORNY!
Pink: OH MY GOD! THERE'S BALLS EVERYWHERE!
Orange: I've never seen so many balls before in my life!
Yellow: They're bouncing everywhere!
Green: MPH MMHMF MMMF HMMRPH!
Yellow: Green! Don't talk when your mouth's full!
Pink: Green took all of the balls for himself!
Yellow: Same, but what can you do? When he gets horny horny there's no stopping him.
Orange: Anyone else getting a little hungry hungry?
by Adam Sharaf
by Murray The Nut
by Scott Bennett at Hofstra
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
Wanna see a magic trick? I'll make your retirement funds... disappear...
CH's acclaimed series continues as the High Times staff faces their most terrifying challenge yet: sobriety.
Yet another reason not to fall asleep in the commons room.
He was just watching SNL with his fraternity brothers at the University of Maine. . ..... then "Live at the Apollo" came on.
Need I say anymore?
Never gonna give you up...