Open with something making fun of the President. Add an overused noise to describe something retarded.
Commercial Break.
Use the same racial joke from Episode 1 that has been repeated every episode since, just in different words. Make sure to include "Beaner".
Commercial Break
Either completely rip off shows like Jay Leno and Street Smarts or have a skit about everyday life that isn't that funny. Include a midget.
Roll Credits.
by C-Wade at University of Florida
by Owen Parsons
by Chase Mitchell at Auburn
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
Through some housing error, a university put all Resident Advisors on the same floor. This is that floor.
The real lyrics are finally released
Yet another reason not to fall asleep in the commons room.