Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here.
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

My mom got on my laptop and opened the 'my documents' folder and proceeded to ask me, " But where are MY documents?"
Robert W.
The voice that says the directions and when to turn on my parents' GPS is a female (with an Australian accent, WTF dad?) voice. So every time my dad and mom discuss what the GPS is saying, they say things like, "Oh, she said to turn here." or, "Looks like she's getting low on batteries."
Eric W, Miami
I was trying to meet up with my dad while I was back in town over break. He said "call my new cell phone and we will have lunch." So I called and called and finally I ended up just going to the house. I walked in and said "I called a few times whats up?" He replies: "This damn phone keeps playing the same song over and over but it never rang so I put it in the other room." I looked at it and it was apparently the default ringtone.
Evan B, Oregon Tech
We have DSL at our house. My dad disables/enables the network connection every time he gets on or off the internet so "he doesn't waste it".
Ving
by Jake Klocksien at Winona State
by Susanna Wolff at Columbia
by Hallie Cantor at Brown
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
Through some housing error, a university put all Resident Advisors on the same floor. This is that floor.
The real lyrics are finally released
Yet another reason not to fall asleep in the commons room.