Lefty: Lower than you, Jingle Balls! Haha!
Right: Man, that was even funnier the first 328,000 times.
Lefty: Whatevs, you're just jealous.
Right: Of what?
Lefty: Of the fact that the GF paid a lil' more attention to me last night than to you, but can you blame her?
Right: What are you talking about?
Lefty: I totally received some extra cuppage.... it was sweet.
Right: She was not cupping you; she was focusing on the big guy.
Member: You guys talking about me?
Lefty: Leave yourself out of this, Hank! You really can't stand that the chicks dig me, can you?
Righty: We're testicles, Lefty. We sweat profusely, we're hairy, and we occasionally stick to the side of the thighs. I'm pretty sure we're the last thing chicks want to "dig."
Lefty: Whatevs, man. The chicks totally want the Leftman. Last week the ole' GF was treating me like I was an everlasting gobstopper. You totally missed it.
Righty: I find that hard to believe since we're sharing the same scrotum!
Lefty: Stop being such a baby, little bro.
Righty: For the last time, I am NOT your "little bro!" We are the exact same age, you moron.
Lefty: I descended a full two days before you, my friend. And what a wonderful two days they were! Free room and board all to myself!
Righty: Well it's no picnic for me, either. Your lump keeps jabbing my side.
Lefty: What lump?
Righty: That lump that you got over there.
Lefty: Wait, what? OMG are fricking serious?! A lump! Alump! I can't have a lump!!! The Leftman is in his prime!!!! I can't be taken out of the game now!!! OMG what the hell am I going to do!
Righty: Ha! Got ya, bitch!
Lefty: You are such an asshole.
Asshole: Hey, you guys talking about me?
Lefty: F*ck off, Gary.
by Jason Michaels at University of Illinois
by Daniel Mantler at Mizzou
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
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