Pants Brigade: Limp and ready for action, sir!
Captain Noggin: Private Eye! I need a status check now.
Private Eye: We got a bogey moving in at 2 miles per hour. She appears to be drunk.
Captain Noggin: Stats?
Private Eye: Weight approximately 200. Wears a tube top.
Captain Noggin: Oh sweet Jesus.
Pants Brigade: What are our orders?
Captain Noggin: Stand down men! I repeat: stand down!
Major Mouth: Ingesting beer... beer ingested.
Captain Noggin: Private Eye, what's the bogey status?
Private Eye: She's at 5 feet and closing and... I'm getting a new status... bogey weighs approximately 160.
Captain Noggin: But that's impossible!
Private Eye: Things are looking blurry, sir.
Pants Brigade: We can't stand down any longer!
Captain Noggin: It must be the alcohol. Everyone, your orders are to stop the alcohol.
Lieutenant Liver: Thank you.
General Tongue: Forget it. Beer is too delicious.
Major Mouth: Ingesting beer... beer ingested.
Private Eye: 2 feet and closing. New status... bogey weighs approximately 120, and looks exactly like that girl from Scrubs.
Pants Brigade: We're going in.
Captain Noggin: Do not mutiny! Pants Brigade you will stand down! I am your commanding officer!!
Pants Brigade: Forget it, Captain. It's our show now.
Major Mouth: Ingesting beer... beer ingested.
Captain Noggin: I'm triggering blackout conditions, effective immediately!
Everything goes black and quiet.
Then...
Captain Noggin: I hate this part of Tuesdays.
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