Pants Brigade: Limp and ready for action, sir!
Captain Noggin: Private Eye! I need a status check now.
Private Eye: We got a bogey moving in at 2 miles per hour. She appears to be drunk.
Captain Noggin: Stats?
Private Eye: Weight approximately 200. Wears a tube top.
Captain Noggin: Oh sweet Jesus.
Pants Brigade: What are our orders?
Captain Noggin: Stand down men! I repeat: stand down!
Major Mouth: Ingesting beer... beer ingested.
Captain Noggin: Private Eye, what's the bogey status?
Private Eye: She's at 5 feet and closing and... I'm getting a new status... bogey weighs approximately 160.
Captain Noggin: But that's impossible!
Private Eye: Things are looking blurry, sir.
Pants Brigade: We can't stand down any longer!
Captain Noggin: It must be the alcohol. Everyone, your orders are to stop the alcohol.
Lieutenant Liver: Thank you.
General Tongue: Forget it. Beer is too delicious.
Major Mouth: Ingesting beer... beer ingested.
Private Eye: 2 feet and closing. New status... bogey weighs approximately 120, and looks exactly like that girl from Scrubs.
Pants Brigade: We're going in.
Captain Noggin: Do not mutiny! Pants Brigade you will stand down! I am your commanding officer!!
Pants Brigade: Forget it, Captain. It's our show now.
Major Mouth: Ingesting beer... beer ingested.
Captain Noggin: I'm triggering blackout conditions, effective immediately!
Everything goes black and quiet.
Then...
Captain Noggin: I hate this part of Tuesdays.
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by Josh Rosenthal at Harvard
by Tommy at Boston College
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Rainbow oh my god!!
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
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