Bill - I've got one word for you, Jim. Raviolis.
Jim - Raviolis? Like, as in...
Bill -The noodle. Yep.
Jim - O...Kay. I mean, that's kind of random.
Bill - Look, Jimmy. Jim-meister. Have I ever steered you wrong?
Jim - What about Birdo? I get the feeling you're not even trying anymore.
Bill - Don't bring Birdo into this, dammit! She's just too complex a character. Gamers just weren't ready for such depth. I don't understand your problem with the ravioli enemy.
Jim - It just seems a little weak. Why doesn't Mario just eat him?
Bill - Because he's made of stone.
Jim - Really. Oh, well you didn't mention the stone...
Bill - Yeah. Loads of stone. And a horn.
Jim - No Way! Is the horn stone too?!
Bill - Yeah. Definitely some stone in that horn.
Jim - That's ace! You're a genius. I'm sorry for doubting you.
Bill - It's cool, I knew you'd come around.
Jim - What are you thinking of naming it?
Bill - Raviolis make a thwomping sound when they hit things. How about Thwomp?
Jim - I hate you.
by Andrew B. at Purdue
by matt
by Scott Bennett at Hofstra
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
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LOL, this tree is sexy
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
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