Me: Josh.
Nurse: And you pregnant?
Me: Huh.
Nurse: I know this is sensitive. Take your time.
Me: I'm not pregnant. In fact, I'm sure I'm not pregnant.
Nurse: Be honest.
Me: I'm a man! I physically cannot give birth.
Nurse: Look hon, you don't have to tell me you're pregnant. I can tell. You have that attitude.
Me: The what? The pregnant attitude? Is that an attitude?
The doctor comes in.
Doc: Excuse me. Nurse? You're in the wrong room.
Me: ...
Nurse: I know you're pregnant.
The nurse leaves.
Doc: Sorry about that. We needed your nurse in the room over, where your friend Dave is giving birth.
Me: He's just fat! Dave! DAVE!!
by Scott M.
by Josh Rosenthal at Harvard
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
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http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
Recording...
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