5) Pretend I work for CTU and that every call I get is in reference to counter-terrorism.
4) Pretend I'm in the hatch on LOST, and that filling in Excel spreadsheets is actually saving the world.
3) Pretend I work for Dunder Mifflin, and that my co-workers are funny, interesting, and worthy of playing pranks on. This is harder than #4.
2) Pretend I'm a featured writer for CH and that I'm getting paid for the articles I write that get rejected.
1) Pretend I'm Jason Michaels and that I'm actually funny.

by Kevin Jones at Loyola
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?