Things I Like to Do at Work

5) Pretend I work for CTU and that every call I get is in reference to counter-terrorism.

4) Pretend I'm in the hatch on LOST, and that filling in Excel spreadsheets is actually saving the world.

3) Pretend I work for Dunder Mifflin, and that my co-workers are funny, interesting, and worthy of playing pranks on. This is harder than #4.

2) Pretend I'm a featured writer for CH and that I'm getting paid for the articles I write that get rejected.

1) Pretend I'm Jason Michaels and that I'm actually funny.

Saving my boss from having to answer his own phone is almost equivalent to saving the world in a day.

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