The gay pot head arrives at a quiet location ready to chill with 2 new friends.
Gay Pot Head: Hey guys! Ready to get high?
Kid 1: Yeah, tone it down a bit, we don't want to draw any attention to ourselves. Did you have to wear a bright pink shirt and white pants?
Gay Pot Head: Whoopsy! Guilty as charged! All right let's huddle in nice and close, should I pack the bowl?
Kid 2: Yeah go for it, I'll pack the next one.
Kid 1: You can let go of my hand.
The gay pot head pulls out a phallic shaped piece.
Kid 1: What the...
Kid 2: I've never seen a pipe like that before...is that a penis pipe?
Gay Pot Head: Hehe, no silly! It's just a regular pipe. These balls are for holding in case the shaft gets too hot and wet.
Kid 1: Wet...?
Gay Pot Head: Okay guys let's smoke this shit!
Kid 2: Chill for a second, someone's walking over here.
A good-looking girl walks bye, minding her own business.
Kid 1: Damn, look at that ass.
Gay Pot Head: Oh my gawd, I wonder if that Fendii bag is real!
The gay pot head proceeds to insert the pipe deep into his mouth, much deeper than necessary.
Kid 1: Ahh....what...why are you doing that?
Kid 2: Dude you're putting that thing way too far into your mouth.
Gay Pot Head: This is just the way I smoke, what can I say, I like to take nice long deep hits.
Kid 1: I think you just like to take it deep.
Gay Pot Head: cough cough Okay who wants it next?
Kid 1: Shit, I think I have a test tomorrow, I'm gonna take a rain check.
Kid 1 leaves, Kid 2 remains, determined to get high.
Gay Pot Head: Aww, that's no fun! My my my, I'm already high! This weed is FABULOUS!
Kid 2: Alright just give me the damn pipe.
Kid 2 puts the penis up to his mouth, hesitates, and then takes a hit. He inhales some smoke and exhales some dignity.
Gay Pot Head: Just the tip? Mmm, take a nice hit. Yeahhh, that's it, suck it in bad boy!
Kid 2: cough cough What'd you just say?!
Gay Pot Head: Okay my turn!
Kid 2: Shit dude, I'm good after one hit. ...Ehh, I'll see you around dude.
Gay Pot Head: Ugh! I have to finish all this by myself! Whatevs! Soo...tomorrow, same time same place? Toodles!
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