As politically savvy members of the 18-34 demographic, I'm sure you all know that McCain has revved up his attack machine with recent gems like this and this. Now I happen to know someone that knows someone that knows someone that works in the McCain campaign, and he was able to smuggle out this document known internally as "the master plan". Needless to say, things are looking grim.

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"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Don't let your girlfriend "Yoko Ono" your score.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
I'm having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better?Mike F., New JerseyI don't get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you're gay or something, I dunno. She's naked, right? Just
I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee.