| The Concert Coming To Your School In The Fall | The Drug Your Concert Committee Chair Was On When He Picked It |
| Daft Punk | Ecstasy |
| Whitesnake | Cocaine |
| Mötley Crüe | Higher Quality Cocaine |
| That guy in your bio class who can sync up Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wizard of Oz together really well | Marijuana |
| The Grateful Dead | LSD |
| I don't give a shit that Jerry Garcia's dead, just get The Grateful Dead over here right now | LSD, Steroids |
| Spanish 204 Audio Study Cassette 3.7: Conjugation of Irregular Verbs In The Past Tense | Adderall |
| Third Eye Blind | Nostalgia |
| The Shins | Garden State |
| Stone Temple Pilots | Heroin |
| Memorial service for concert committee chair in the quad | A Little Too Much Heroin |
by Conor McKeon at Rhode Island
by Eddie Small at Dickinson
by Amir and Ethan
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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