Your Brain on Drugs

by Bud Jay on August 18, 2008
 What was said = What was meant

  • Let's go for a ride. = Let's go get fast food.
  • Let's go to the mall. = Let's go eat at the food court.
  • Let's hang out in someone's basement. = Let's go eat snacks in someone's basement.
  • Let's watch teenage mutant ninja turtles. = Let's order pizza and not pay attention to the TV.
  • Let's go smoke again. = Let's go get even hungrier.
  • Can I eat your food? = I'm going to eat your food.
  • Do you have anymore food? = I ate your food.
  • Can I put on music? = I want to hear a different song every 30 f*cking seconds.
  • You can pass out here if you want. = I'm going to teabag you.
  • Yo, just chill, man = Yo, just chill, man.
  • I'm freakin' out! = I'm freakin' out! ...Let's go get fast food.
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