Some people think that slacking off at work means concocting elaborate alibis about mysterious recurring dental ailments just to cautiously sneak out a few precious minutes early. These people are wrong. Slacking off can be as easy as falling off a log...while you're sleeping...and a powerful tornado is blowing you off the log. Choose any of these effortless tricks and you too can become a World Champion Slacker!BossWatch3000
Follow this simple NASA model to make your periscope.
Build a periscope for your cubicle. By placing mirrors at precisely the right angle within a bent tube made of connected toilet paper rolls, you'll be able to be slack off from 9 to 5 without fearing an unexpected visit from the boss man. Nothing will help you relax at work like constantly monitoring your surroundings!
The Ol' Type 'n Switch
In your spare time, record yourself typing a 50-page paper (preferably a defense of the physico-theological proof of the existence of God in Kant's Critique of Pure Reason, though the work of any 18th-century German philosopher will do!). Then play the recording when you're at work. The sound of your diligent, thoughtful key-tapping will mask the violent stabbing of the space bar as you gleefully shoot at alien spaceships.
by Hallie Cantor at Brown
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Hallo
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
Recording...
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