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Heavy Metal Superpowers

by Jeff & Patrick August 22, 2008


When Bob Dylan and Bono talk about the power of music, they're clearly speaking philisophically. They don't actually believe music gives them supernatural powers. Heavy Metal bands do. Here's a sampling of some famous '80s guitar gods who used the awesome force of music for everything from interdimentional travel to invincibility to winning a basketball game (co-edited by Brian Murphy.)...



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