
Speaking of your commercials... you expect me to swallow this? Brazilian psychedelic music is a little out of your wheelhouse. It doesn't work. I think I liked you better back when you were shamelessly pandering to minorities. At least one of the Portuguese words in this song sounds exactly like "salmonella" (0:52). And you hear it right when a little kid takes a bite of food! Mmmmm... dangerous.
by Alex at Syracuse
by Ben Worcester
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
Here's an article about failed logic. If you have similar stories about someone just basically failing at using logic, man or woman, concerning any subject I wanna hear about it, then I'll choose the funniest/most retarded stories for my next Article
ODAYUM THAT SKULL