CollegeHumor Quiz

Are You the Party Grenade?

by CH Staff August 26, 2008


Every party has one key ingredient. I'm not talking about beer or that smell. I'm talking about a Grenade, that one unattractive girl that a guy's buddy has to "jump on" to clear the way for the seduction of her hot friend. Everyone fears having to take the grenade, but ladies, how can you tell if you are the grenade? Take this simple quiz:

Your body fat?
3% (1 point)
8% (2 points)
10% (3 points)
Yes. (4 points)

Which snack most accurately defines your body type?
Thin mints. (1 point)
Average-Weight Cheerios. (2 points)
Slightly Fat Baked Lays (3 points)
Morbidly Obese Baby Carrots (4 points)

How do construction workers heckle you?
"Hey, baby, you lookin' for a good time?" (1 point)
"I'd like to airhammer that!" (2 points)
"You wanna see this piledriver in my pants?" (3 points)
"Did one of the oxen get loose again?" (4 points)

When dancing, what jiggles?
Nothing--my breasts are so perky, they barely move. (1 point)
My breasts and butt, but not in sync with each other. (2 points)
My entire body. (3 points)
The Earth. (4 points)

Fill in the blank: When I get stressed, I____
Exercise! (1 point)
Watch TV. (2 points)
Read. (3 points)
ME HUNGRY!!! (4 points)

Who is your role model?
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1 point)
George Washington. (2 points)
Your father. (3 points)
15 cheeseburgers. (4 points)

What is your favorite pizza topping?
Broccoli (1 point)
Olives (2 points)
Artichoke hearts (3 points)
Pizza bagels (4 points)

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