Benjamin's Very First Poem

by Ben on August 26, 2008
The night is spent around the bong,
Friends laugh of good times past.
But darkness spreads across the land,
I must head home at last.

My bed a warm and welcome hug,
But in my head - a doubt.
For I am high as shit right now,
And I must rub one out.

I google "Miley Cirus nude,"
And "Martha Stewart's tits."
Then to my trusted hardcore site
For shitting jizz and clits.

My eyelids close as meat is stroked,
I give it one last stand,
But porno fades to welcomed sleep,
My penis still in hand.
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