3 Things The Bengals Should Do Now That Chad Johnson is Chad Ocho Cinco

1. Trade him to another team who has already retired #85, so he has to wear another number while still carrying the name Ocho Cinco

2. Enroll him in Spanish classes, and make sure the first lesson is entitled "The actual way to say '85' in Spanish"

3. Stop complaining, because Ocho Cinco just sold 2 million novelty jerseys.

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