1. Trade him to another team who has already retired #85, so he has to wear another number while still carrying the name Ocho Cinco
2. Enroll him in Spanish classes, and make sure the first lesson is entitled "The actual way to say '85' in Spanish"
3. Stop complaining, because Ocho Cinco just sold 2 million novelty jerseys.
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
by Kevin Slane at University of Wisconsin
by Chase Mitchell at Auburn
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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