You were
My own
Until I rudely
Cut you off with my roommate's kitchen scissors.
You had lingered
Around my crotch
Since late fall
And you resembled a sleeping otter
With a bad case of frizz.
I dismembered you
But, purely by chance
Noticed how springy, even spongy
Was your texture on my chin.
I even pretended I was Lenin, Lincoln,
And several other bearded historical figures
Until I came to my senses and abruptly swept you into my trash.
Parts of you,
Fell into my empty cereal bowl
I am sure that I will encounter you tomorrow.
by Neal Drew
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Jake Klocksien at Winona State
Pandora, Twitter, Evite and more are parodied in epic Broadway fashion.
The Watchmen come face to face with their greatest opponent: nudity.
Streeter and Amir burn each other lyrically... with a little help from "Freestyle Love Supreme."
When it comes to machines, it's hard to make love (or any emotion). A real prank by comedian Gil Ozeri, animated by Dan Meth. Doesn't compute.
Man acts out how cat treats him.
Imagine what Beethoven could have done with modern kitchen appliances.
We can fight this together. Forever.
Yeah, it's pretty, but ink costs money.
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American History as Explained by an 8... 
Amazing Superpowers 
Roommate Confessions: Issue 84 
Parents Just Don't Understand: 7/8 
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