Scary guy from Maine

Scary guy from Maine,
Capable of causing pain,
You have 41 Motocross stickers on and around your truck's rifle rack.
You have a bushy beard,
You made the waitress feel weird,
 And your thickly taped aviator glasses
Rest above a reddish nose.
You spent a very long time
Washing up in the restroom,
And left what looks like a bear tooth/gum
As a thoughtful tip on the counter.


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