Nikolai was a man
With a violent criminal past
Who, almost by accident
Began to make soap with different and interesting fragrances.
His murderer buddies thought him strange
And even feared him more
He was seen as utterly unhinged, and capable of anything.
Inside,
He smiled,
Up to his elbows in lard and herbs,
Happily making soap by day
And reserving nights for shakedowns and killing.
by Neal Drew
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
Recording...
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