You run like Paul Newman.
By which I mean
You run like an aging movie star
Famed for his grit and determination.
You certainly exhibit grit, determination, and a little bit of slapstick
As you flounder down the sidewalk,
With your arms pumping heroically

by Neal Drew
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.