Remember that date you went on a few years ago? You know, the blind date your now ex-friend set up? The one where Queen Muffintop showed up and refused to talk about anything but her horse (Mr. Big Lips) the entire meal? We know you've been trying to forget. But trust me, you're going to want to pull up those old memories.
In honor of the premiere of My Best Friend's Girl (in theatres September 19), we're looking for the worst date story ever. Wind up on a date with someone who constantly uses the royal 'we'? Send it in. Black out in a cab because of your date's farts? Send it in. Have dinner with a girl who apologized to her food for eating it? Definitely send it in. If your story is the worst, you'll win $500 to make it all worthwhile. Good luck!

by CH Staff
by Jesse E at Rutgers
by Jason Michaels at University of Illinois
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