New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez is often derided by the media for coming through when situations are no longer important, i.e. hitting a homerun when his team is up or down by eight runs.
Arod - Honey, kids, dinner is ready! I made chop suey!
Wife - I'm in our room!
Arod - Dinner's ready. Where are the kids? Wait, why are you in bed?
Wife - It's 11 o'clock. The kids are asleep and I'm reading before I also go to bed.
Arod - What about dinner?
Wife - You said you were going to cook, but then you just stared meekly at the stove in silence for six hours. We ordered Dominoes.
Arod - Oh, wow.
Wife - Yeah.
Arod- I'm very sorry Madonna.
Wife - What'd you call me?
Arod (answering the phone) - Hello?
IRS Agent - Hello, Mr. Rodriguez, how are you doing tonight?
Arod - Good. Who is this?
IRS Agent - I'm with the IRS. I'd like to begin preliminary procedures regarding an audit on your taxes this year.
Arod - Whoa, whoa, hold on, I know for a fact that I filed them perfectly. I bought one of those 'idiot's-guide-to' books and followed all the rules! I sent my taxes in just last week!
IRS Agent - You do know it's July, right?
Arod - Oh... so it is.
IRS Agent - Alright, so I'm going to begin with your write-offs for charitable donations. It says here that you gave "two million dollars for the cause of cleaning up the Exxon Valdez spill"???
Arod - That's right; the Alaskan government was more than happy to receive my donation. I can't let another day go by in which those lovable seals are drowning in oil.
IRS Agent - Yikes, you're serious, aren't you?
Arod - Honey! Quick, get in here! I finally got that erection! Honey! Hurry up! We can have sex now!
Proctologist - Wow, uh, okay Mr. Rodriguez, if you could just be kind enough, you know, to bend back over the patient table, um, so I could retrieve my hand.
Arod - Honey! Get in here! Quick! It's huge! Honey! Honey? Madonna?
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