That famished young man
With black nail polish
And lipstick
Has a nickel plated .44
Tucked underneath his overcoat.
I thought at first,
"No way, the little prick would never have the balls"
But the way he is staring at the comic store's front door, humming something sinister,
Is making me think again.

by Neal Drew
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
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http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?