That goth has a gun

That famished young man
With black nail polish
And lipstick
Has a nickel plated .44
Tucked underneath his overcoat.
I thought at first,
"No way, the little prick would never have the balls"
But the way he is staring at the comic store's front door, humming something sinister,
Is making me think again.


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