That poor red-headed boy,
That poor boy was born redheaded.
It looks like someone poured
A bucket of freckles on his head,
And it never got washed off.
His thick blond eyelashes,
Would suit an albino gorilla way better.
But here he is,
In public,
Covering his eyes in the harsh April sunlight

by Neal Drew
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
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