Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages?Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?"

I sent my Dad a text the other day and he called me about 20 minutes later and left me a voicemail saying, "Dan, I got your message on my phone but when I checked my voicemail I couldn't hear anything." Turns out he saw that he had a message, clicked "open," then put it to his ear while the text displayed on the screen.
Dan W, Penn State
I was recently talking to my mom over the phone about how my girlfriend and I might go see Burn After Reading. I told her I checked the internet and it got pretty good reviews and she responded, "The internet around here gave it good reviews too!"
Ryan Kloepfer, Duquesne University
My mom tells me to put her phone on "vibrator".
Tricia Evans, Arizona State University
When my dad first tried to use the internet, he typed the beginning of a website address in the address bar and then asked, "Where's the dotcom button?"
Phil Greene
My mom asked me if she needed the internet to charge her iPod.
Chris Gatto, SUNY Fredonia
My dad got an iPod Nano for Christmas. He thought it was a tie clip. Actually, he still thinks it's a tie clip.
jamieson scott, Humber College
And this week we have a very special Apparently Parents Don't Even Understand Super Old Technology:
My grandmother watches TV with the Color on really low, so that it's almost black and white. She thinks if she turns it up too much, it will "run out."
by Owen Parsons
by Susanna Wolff at Columbia
by Andrew B. at Purdue
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
Here's an article about failed logic. If you have similar stories about someone just basically failing at using logic, man or woman, concerning any subject I wanna hear about it, then I'll choose the funniest/most retarded stories for my next Article
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