DOOBIEOUS: German "artist" to smoke Kurt Cobain's stolen ashes in joint

As reported here on CollegeHumor by the lovely Sarah Schneider, Kurt Cobain's ashes were stolen earlier this summer. Ms. Schneider went on to say, in a great homage to Norm MacDonald, "In other news, someone out there is officially crazier than Courtney Love."

It turns out we now know who that peson is -- German "artist" Natascha Stellmach who "claims to have acquired the Nirvana frontman's cremated remains and will smoke them in a joint as part of her exhibition."

I can see her now... after sparking up and taking her first hit, she turns to her tightly-clothed kraut art cronies and smiles, full of herself, blowing out a thin stream of Cobain while saying: "smells like teen spirit".

If this bitch had any integrity, she would at least shoot them up. Natascha Stellmach can eat a bag.
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