In case you've been living under a rock for the past month and haven't heard the big news, freecreditreport.com is holding a commercial contest on YouTube, and the winner gets 15,000 dollars. Apparently, all you have to do is send a video for yourself lip-synching one of their songs. Well, f*ck that. To get a leg up on the competition, I decided to write my own lyrics and submit a video. Of course, the Nazis over at freecreditreport.com rejected it, citing some bullsh*t "standards and practices" crap. Fortunately, we live in the U.S.A (ever heard of it?), and so, without further ado, the lyrics to my freecreditreport.com contest submission:
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants/
So why am I naked in this whorehouse in northern Vermont?/
Its all because some hacker stole my identity /
Now I'm in here every evening doing stuff like bukkake /
Shoulda gone to free credit.report.com (yeehaw!)/
I should've seen this coming at me like that guy from Guam /
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts /
So you don't end up in between two businessmen in skirts.
As you can imagine, the video was pretty awesome, and to get a copy, send me a message including your name, address, social security number, greatest fears, and father's maiden name.
by 105%-O-Matic at Bucks County Community College
by Conor McKeon at Rhode Island
by Andrew B. at Purdue
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
Rainbow oh my god!!
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
Recording...
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