Every year has its consistencies the changing of the season, football fever, and the dreaded month of depression we all know as February (Screw Valentines Day). Amongst all of the joys and sorrows there is the month of October. Sure we all know October for Halloween, the German festival of Oktoberfest, but did it ever occur that this span of 31 days is the month that women are the most horny! Through my own experiences and while observing others I have come to the realization that October is the" human mating season." Whether its women have flash backs to high school and want to rekindle that homecoming fling or the weather starts to get cooler and they need to heat things up. October is a time when women need to be satisfied sexually. Other contributions to this phenomenon might include, but are not limited to slutty Halloween costumes, the rapid approach of the holidays and women need a boyfriend to buy them a gift or flaunt to the family.
Whatever the reason, women tend to desire sex during this month. I know you're thinking people have sex all year round, but October is time that women relinquish their control over sex simply out of pure sexual desire. Is there anything wrong with this, of course not. This goes to prove that women are just like men sexually in that they need to be satisfied. The only difference is guys are willing to relinquish whatever little control we have over sex any time of the day, month, or year. So you're probably asking your self how can this fun fact help me? Well if you are a guy and it's October your chances of having sex are very high. Guys, don't hold back even the cheesiest pickup lines work.. As for the ladies enjoy your month of sexual satisfaction and please don't make us wait the whole calendar year for another month of high sexual promiscuity. The month is nearing a close so get out there for one last night and get yours. Remember people THERE IS ONLY ONE OCTOBER!!!
by AZ-Stud at Arizona State
by Caldwell Tanner
by Marina Cockenberg
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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(at which point the dog wins the game)
MMMMMMMM sexy
Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.
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