Take a drink:
- If a state turns red, scornfully take two if it turns blue
- For every 20 electoral votes McCain gets
- Every time someone mentions Obama's middle name
Take a shot
- If McCain wins your own state, two if you're from Florida or Ohio
- Every time McCain wins 10% more of the popular vote
Chug a Beer:
- If anyone references Joe the Plumber or Joe Sixpack
- Everytime someone says "the world is ending"
Drink everything in the house, alcoholic or otherwise
If McCain is winning,
- Drink if you catch someone on FOX news with a boner. More if it's a woman
Enjoy a fine mint julep:
- If the winner of the popular vote doesn't win the general election
Switching Party Affiliations?
Recording...
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