The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesPresenter: So the mystic healer, Rasputin, was poisoned, shot, beaten, and thrown in the river by the Bolsheviks.
Genius: Wait, couldn't he just, like, heal himself?
Presenter: I think . . . he wasn't actually magic.
While discussing the legitimacy of graphic novels are works of literature...
Professor: Some famous graphic novels, like Watchmen and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, are widely accepted as pieces of literature.
Shakespeare: Graphic novels are just really violent books, right?
We were watching a video about the Election of 1804 between Jefferson and Pinckney.The professor turned it off because it was time to go.
The Brilliance: Wait, how am I supposed to know who won?
Valedictorian: Excuse me, professor, what does torf mean?
Professor: It's not torf....it's 't or f,' as in true or false.
When showing a picture of serial killer John Wayne Gacy...
Einstein Jr.: Hey, is that a real clown or just someone dressed up like a clown?
by Tommy at Boston College
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Nick Douglas
Pandora, Twitter, Evite and more are parodied in epic Broadway fashion.
The Watchmen come face to face with their greatest opponent: nudity.
Streeter and Amir burn each other lyrically... with a little help from "Freestyle Love Supreme."
When it comes to machines, it's hard to make love (or any emotion). A real prank by comedian Gil Ozeri, animated by Dan Meth. Doesn't compute.
We can fight this together. Forever.
This guy wins at life.
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The Swedish word for memorial roughly translates to "mass dance party."
Just happy it exists. A column of solid concrete goes up against over 1.4 million pounds of force.