Every invoice needs a name
Every contract needs endorsements
Yet every one of these looks the same
They are merely office documents
If you have a copy of a document the office needs
Better make it two, it's corporate policy anyway
And be careful not to bite the hand that feeds
Or you may find that it hard for you to stay
Everything in the office needs a manner of approval
No matter how small and minute they may be
Constantly keep a sharp eye on all blatant costs of evil
Even a girl's weight is not watched so closely
If you think that working in an office is simple and fun
You are probably working at CollegeHumor or a fool
And when you believe you have everything finished and done
A pile of work always appears before the day is through
Then there are the office colleagues that either make your day
Or ruin it, as long as you and everyone else are in the rat race
But I say, screw them all and make your own way
When you find another job and skip out of this place.
by Susanna Wolff at Columbia
by Kenneth
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
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