Finishing your Plate
Mother: Theodore, you cannot leave that table til you've finished all of that turkey leg and corn meal...there are starving children over in the next town - I'm sure they've love some of this food.
Theodore: Yes mother
Too Old for the Table
Daniel: But Mother, why should I have to sit with the children?
Am I not a young man?
Mother: Daniel, we made it quite clear that you will not be able to sit at the adult designated table, which will hereby bear the distinction between those who have earned their parents respect and those who haven't...you failed to behead that turkey for the feast today did you not?
Daniel: But mom..
Mother: Once you behead a turkey, then you will have my respect
Forgot to Heat the Rolls...
"Oh Thomas, I forgot the rolls...do your mother a favor and just till the fields, mill the grain, culture the yeast, gather the firewood and bake some for me before the feast gets cold...thank you."
Brotherly Love
Nathaniel and his little brother Thomas...
Nathaniel: Hey Thomas, do you know what you are eating
Thomas: Father says it is the finest meal we will taste all winter...
Nathaniel: But speficially WHAT you are eating
Thomas: Tis a fowl leg
Nathaniel: Ah yes. Hey wheres you favorite pet today? Have you seen little tom, your pet turkey?
Thomas: HMmm, no I haven't why??
by Conor McKeon at Rhode Island
by Scott Hinners
by CH Staff
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
So many different shows, you won't realize they're exactly the same!
Pretty accurate portrayal of the journey through life.
A Salt-n-Pepa parody that proves you can't spell "sensual" without "SMS."
she must give great head, otherwise this would be totally unacceptable.
He also ate $50,000 in non-consecutive, unmarked bills and his gun. The judge said the time he spent on the toilet was punishment enough.
Every American knows the story of the First Thanksgiving, when the Wampanoag Indians saved the Pilgrims from starvation and the two peoples celebrated with a feast. Lesser known is the "Second Thanksgiving." Like most Holidays, there was a lot of agg
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