The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees The professor was explaining the similarities between Greek and Roman mythology.
Captain obviouslyinthewrongclass: Isn't Greece in Rome?
Professor: Never doubt an extremist's ability to use his resources. In 1989, Palestinians killed six Israelis with nothing more than Molotov cocktails.
The Brilliance: Isn't that like a cosmopolitan?
Professor: So does anybody know why we start this course in the year 1500?
Genius: Isn't that when Jesus was born?
Genius: Is it true that new cars get worse gas mileage than older cars?
Professor: Why would you think that?
Genius: Well, don't newer cars have to be broken in?
After the professor shows a film made in 1915 about hunting rabbits he asked if anyone had any questions...
Lil' Einstein: Did those rabbits actually die?
Professor: Yes they did.
Lil' Einstein: You're joking, right?
Professor: Are you?
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Lenore Zion
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Hallo
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.