The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees The professor was explaining the similarities between Greek and Roman mythology.
Captain obviouslyinthewrongclass: Isn't Greece in Rome?
Professor: Never doubt an extremist's ability to use his resources. In 1989, Palestinians killed six Israelis with nothing more than Molotov cocktails.
The Brilliance: Isn't that like a cosmopolitan?
Professor: So does anybody know why we start this course in the year 1500?
Genius: Isn't that when Jesus was born?
Genius: Is it true that new cars get worse gas mileage than older cars?
Professor: Why would you think that?
Genius: Well, don't newer cars have to be broken in?
After the professor shows a film made in 1915 about hunting rabbits he asked if anyone had any questions...
Lil' Einstein: Did those rabbits actually die?
Professor: Yes they did.
Lil' Einstein: You're joking, right?
Professor: Are you?
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Lenore Zion
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Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Wow, just, wow.
Hook ups can range from something to do on a Saturday night to life altering greatness. Here is the hook up hierarchy, Level 1 being the highest.
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