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The Closer it Gets to Midnight

by CH Staff December 31, 2008



Closer you get to kissing that girl you like
Guys who kissed that girl you like
Knowledge of the lyrics to "Auld Lang Syne"
Noise
Actual words heard
"I mean, like, if you don't find anyone, and I don't find anyone, want to just like, I mean, whatever, it's New Year's."

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