(Based off last night's events)
Top 10 Guys Most Likely to be Dumped by their Girlfriends For Making Out With Dudes.
Top 10 Guys Most Likely to Shatter the Neighbor's Chandelier with a Stolen Assault Rifle.
Top 10 People Who Suck at Surviving Brain Hemorrhages.
Top 10 Girls Most Likely to Frantically Un-tag themselves in Facebook Pictures.
Top 10 Guys Who Should Cover Their Face and Run When They Hear Sirens.
Top 5 Girls Most Likely to Curl up in the Fetal Position in the Corner of the Shower and Cry.
Top 10 Guys Least Likely to Remember they Consented to a Paternity Test with that Chick they Knocked Up in Cabo and Now Have to Pay Six Years' Worth of Child Support.
Top 10 People Who are Seriously Considering Fleeing the Country-Like, Are Actually Legitimately Planning the Details-No Joke.
Top 10 People Most Likely to Not Be Able to Vote in the Upcoming Election.
Top 10 Girls Most Likely to be Able to Relate to Entirely Too Many Scenes from Requiem for a Dream.
by Alex Bash
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet