Mr. Jones: Sure!
Doctor: Alright, we're just going to give you a general physical. I'll take your blood pressure, pulse...
No hernia, no hernia, no hernia...
Doctor: And, of course, we'll do a hernia exam.
It's so cold in here. This is gonna be embarrassing.
Doctor: Would you mind removing your pants?
OK. I can still come out of this with my head held high. If I think about sex just enough so that I'm at half staff, I should be able to impress her.
Doctor: Mr. Jones, you're just staring blankly at the wall. Can we move this along?
Mr. Jones: Sorry.
Boobs. Big floppy boobs. Girl with giant floppy boobs wearing a silly hat.
Doctor: Well then-
Oh God, the silly hat was overkill. I'm at full mast here.
Doctor: ...I'll give you a moment to calm down.
Quick, say something clever to save face!
Mr. Jones: I call my testicles quizzicles because they're so small.
Nice.
by Mike G. at University of Connecticut
by Brian Murphy
by Susanna Wolff at Columbia
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
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