

"Did you know that that school hoodie was made by laborers so young they're still in the womb? The kids here have really opened my eyes to the evils of capitalism. I can't wait for graduation when I can live on a commune and tend to my own hemp fields, just living in harmony with my fellow man and shit. Oh yeah, you like my new iPod? I got it in red to symbolize my allegiance with the proletariat."

"Can I crash at your place for a while? My roommate's totally oppressing me. I can't wait for graduation when I can just squat in some warehouse. Anyway, we're all planning this sweet radical action Saturday. The administration ignored our petition to abolish all meal plans so we're going to storm the dining hall and just throw spaghetti everywhere and take back the public space. I already made a playlist for it on an iPod I picked up. No, it's not stolen; it's liberated."

"Hey, how's it going? I just finished re-reading The Fountainhead. You haven't read it?! Completely changed my life. Man, I can't wait for graduation when I can work my way up Wall St. ...Your iPod broke? Gee, I'd offer to lend you mine but, you know, protection of personal property is such a fundamental keystone of our society's productivity. People deserve to hold onto what they work for, and my dad worked really hard for the money to buy me that iPod, so."

"Let's get drunk!"
by Andrew B. at Purdue
by Hallie Cantor at Brown
by Amir and Ethan
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.