Super Bowl Drinking Game

by CH Staff on January 29, 2009

During the coin toss, take a celebratory shot because the Patriots aren't in the Super Bowl.
Chug for 10 seconds if the camera cuts to Kurt Warner's wife.
Take a shot any time Kurt Warner mentions God.
Chug for 10 seconds if someone talks about Roethlisberger being the youngest quarterback to win a Super Bowl.
Finish your beer if a commercial comes on for a beer you're currently drinking.
Take a shot any time Jerome Bettis talks about his Super Bowl days.
Chug for 5 seconds if you catch Matt Leinart day-dreaming about partying with the cast of The Hills.
Chug for 10 seconds if someone at your party is excited for the Puppy Bowl, then ridicule them.
Take a shot if you laugh at one of the commercials.
Finish your beer if your team scores a touchdown.
Any time there's a punt, waterfall for the entirety of the return.
For every successful field goal your team makes or the other team misses, take a shot.
Chug for 10 seconds any time they mention that Larry Fitzgerald's dad is a sportswriter or was a ball boy for the Vikings.
Take a shot any time they mention that Ken Whisenhunt was a coach for the Steelers.
If your team wins, funnel a beer. If they lose, funnel a beer while crying.