I hate how this movie ripped off Shakespeare,
And then thinks that that makes it so cool.
I hate how each character is part of some clique
That's not a true depiction of high school.
I hate when Heath Ledger becomes all romantic
And sings that stupid song on the bleacher.
I hate that the leads are predominantly white,
Except for that not funny black English teacher
I hate when the dad wears the fake pregnant belly,
Like come on now, who the hell does that?
I hate that there's no sex, no nudity, no monsters, no murder--
Not even good physical combat.
I hate that I've now seen this goddamn movie
Like twice on Bravo and 17 times on TBS.
I hate that girl from the Secret World of Alex Mack,
She was so much cooler when she was on Nickelodeon, and she morphed into liquid, and she ran away from the guys at the chemical plant, but anyway, now I digress.
I hate that my children will one day watch this movie,
And think it's a classic like "Annie Hall."
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate this movie,
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
by Dan Siegel at Northwestern
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
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