Shakespeare on College


Your cellphone alarms you. You fall from bed,
to class, to sleep, if he's lecturing right.
Empty your pockets and fill up your head
procrastinating: you'll be up all night.
your room is trashed and is smelling of shit;
roommate smells worse, like old pizza and shoes.
RA's get mad and start throwing a fit.
Your music's too loud. Your breath smells of booze.
There's vodka in the fridge. Mix it with juice.
leave for the party. sink cups don't get skunked.
Bumping and grinding... shit, Dave brought Grey Goose!
don't chug the whole thing, your girlfriend just chunked...

Sunday morning, hungover and hungry...
Send Mom an Email, "Please! I need money!"
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