Stupid Question Hall of Fame

The Week of 02/16

by Streeter Seidell February 12, 2009


The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Utica CollegeSubmitted by Stephanie

    The Brilliance: Why don't people have a layer of protection like how oranges have orange peels?
    Professor: We do, it's called skin.

  • B) Michigan State UniversitySubmitted by Casey

    We were discussing the Cold War and Russia's involvement with Israel. Richard Nixon was a key term on the list...
    Einstein Jr.: So Nixon was the leader of the Soviet Union?
    Professor (absolutely shocked): I'm sorry but if you don't know who that is you may be in the wrong place...

  • C) University of MN-DuluthSubmitted by Keely

    While discussing Christianity in the first century C.E....

    Genius (in an offended tone): So since we have been talking so much about Christianity and Judaism, why are we ignoring Islam?

    Professor: Islam wasn't around until more then 500 years after this.

    Genius: ...oh.

  • D) Richard Stockton College of New JerseySubmitted by Matt

    Professor: According the FBI, most crimes occur between 6:00 P.M. and 6:00 A.M.

    Valedictorian: What about different time zones?

    Professor: What?

  • E) Canadore CollegeSubmitted by Rebecca

    Teacher mentions Ringo Starr for some reason...

    Smarty 1: Who's Ringo Starr?
    Teacher: You seriously don't know who Ringo Starr is?
    Smarty 2: Who's Pringle Star?

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