The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor is talking about hard water (water that has a high mineral content)
Princess: Is that like ice?
Professor: The French sent 15,000 troops to Ireland to assist the Rebels, but they were forced to turn around because of a massive thunderstorm that prevented them from landing.
The Brilliance: Do you mean a metaphorical storm?
Professor: ...No.
We were watching a movie about a bulimic girl. After one binge, she shoves her hand down her throat and the screen fades to black. When we next see her, she's unconscious with blood around her mouth.
Ms. Einstein: Oh my god! Did she EAT her hand?
Professor: Does anybody know what permafrost is?
Genius: Isn't that when the ice becomes frozen?
When discussing species...
Professor: Two organisms are members of the same species if they are capable of reproducing and creating fertile offspring.
Prodigy: So if a woman can't have babies does that mean she's not part of the species?
by Andrew B. at Purdue
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Jake Klocksien at Winona State
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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Nothing like fans setting an example. Or is it the players setting an example? Pretty funny as team officials realize fans are fighting -- and quickly pull the arena spotlight away from the growing melee.
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The High School Teacher You're fresh off the plane, train or automobile and this is the first person you see-- an old high school teacher. Oh god. He's just out of your social age range but you still have to call him Mr. Daniels, and no, you're not g
Bolivian Police Sketch