The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees Genius: Can I do my term research paper on Malcolm The Tenth?
Professor: The X is not a Roman Numeral.
Professor: 'I am.' Is the shortest phrase in the English language.
The Brilliance: What about, 'I'm'?
The professor was writing a sentence on the board and demonstrating when to use the preterit and imperfect form when conjugating verbs. He randomly chose the name Fred in the example...
Lady Einstein: Are you talking about Fred from Harry Potter?
While a student is reading an excerpt from a poem...
Valedictorian: I met a traveler from an... wait, uh, how do you pronounce the next word?
Professor: You don't know the word "antique"?
The teacher had a list of the Oscar winners along with some information about them including the length of each one. After going over the Best Live Action Short...
She-nius: Why was it only 14 minutes long?
by Jeremy Gundel
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Ernest Wilkins
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
The horror... the horror
I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee.
Recording...
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