The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees We were talking about how light hits the atmosphere and emits blue based on the angle of the earth...
Professor: So the sky is seen as being blue and that's why the ocean looks blue, too.
Genius: What's the real color of water?
Professor: ...There's a bottle or water right in front of you.
The Brilliance: Was Judas the one who bit off Jesus' ear?
Professor: No one bit Jesus.
We were doing an in-class writing assignment...
Lady Einstein: Do I have to write in English, or can I write in cursive?
While the professor is talking about the Vietnam War...
Valedictorian: Wait, Vietnam is a country? I thought it was just the name of the war.
Professor was commenting on the bright pink lettering on a Sign Language DVD that was left in the DVD player.
Top-of-the-class: Shouldn't it be in braille?
by Alison Becker at Georgetown
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Owen Parsons
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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Nothing like fans setting an example. Or is it the players setting an example? Pretty funny as team officials realize fans are fighting -- and quickly pull the arena spotlight away from the growing melee.
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Bolivian Police Sketch
The High School Teacher You're fresh off the plane, train or automobile and this is the first person you see-- an old high school teacher. Oh god. He's just out of your social age range but you still have to call him Mr. Daniels, and no, you're not g