Some New Berenstain Bears Books I'd Like to See

by Andrew R. Juhl on April 09, 2009

The Berenstain Bears Rock the Kasbah
The Berenstain Bears Visit Camp Crystal Lake
The Berenstain Bears Become Moonies
The Berenstain Bears and the Mystery of Al Capone's Vault
The Berenstain Bears Stop Living in a Tree Like Bat-Ass Crazy Hicks
The Berenstain Bears Learn about Neofeudalism and the Emerging American Aristocracy
The Berenstain Bears Maul a Camper and Need to be Put Down
The Berenstain Bears Beyond Thunderdome
The Berenstain Bears Deny the Holocaust
The Berenstain Bears Meet The Care Bears... And Eat Them
The Berenstain Bears Tell Professor Actual Factual Bear Where to Stick It
The Berenstain Bears Explore the Interpretation that "Benjamin" is a Modern Representation of Christ in William Faulkner's The Sound and The Fury
The Berenstain Bears Eat Too Much Cheese and Pay For It
The Berenstain Bears Pay Too Much for Cheese and Eat It
The Berenstain Bears Meet the Cub Protective Services Lady
The Berenstain Bears Meet The Large, Scary Monster That Lives Under Your Bed
The Berenstain Bears Shit in the Woods